Simply put, they could eat your face pretty damn easily. © 2020 GAMESPOT, A RED VENTURES COMPANY. 3. Attempt to look disinterested. And in the words of Michael De Montaigne, "Stubborn and ardent clinging to one's opinion is the best proof of stupidity." Prove it. Debunking argument: Nope. 2 Approach with caution. If a gorilla thinks it is in danger, it will make threats first—like loud grunts and hoots. A human can't choke a gorilla to death. I'll leave you with this, if skill is truly greater than strength every time, then surely a human could take out any animal, as humans are the only animal with inherent fighting skill to begin with? 2. Be submissive. Human muscles seem to atrophy with disuse, as anyone will tell you who has had to take a six week hiatus from the gym because of a bunch of gorram injuries. To date, no research has been conducted into how strong gorillas are compared to humans. I have exactly 7 troops left (one of whom is a rookie) and 5 days remaining on the doomsday clock. I would use the same argument with a bear. Lol was reading that Lion thread, had me dying. If you do that, you'd likely just piss it off. 2. The only real shot you have to kill a gorilla will be chocking it by putting your arm inside his mouth and forcing as much as you can, to choke him out. Displaying mountain gorilla (© Christian Kaiser) Are Gorillas dangerous to people? Avert your gaze from any nearby gorilla and look away. Shining its arms can be blocked. Do not look directly at the gorilla. If he's able to fight and kill me, we'll become your slaves. Here's a cool little excerpt from the Guinness book of records detailing the strength of chimps: Note that these are chimps, not gorillas. Lol nothing to be proud of, I've debunked him, you, and two other people on this thread so far LOL. You could strike a steal wall with open hands as hard as you could 10 times without taking a break and you wouldn't break your wrists. All the "information" you've brought up has been debunked by me. And a gorilla represents one of those times. This is part of Lifehacker’s Animal Attacks Series. Again, they aren't strong enough to outmatch the skill. Therefore, most differences of opinion are not resolved by fighting, but by displaying and other threat behaviour patterns, without anyone getting injured. Do not scream, hit, or otherwise antagonize the gorilla. I think it’s because they have manual dexterity similar to a human’s but lack the conscience of a human (or the conscience a human at least should have.). GORILLAS>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>CHIMPS. You can't do anything without me. Assume that the punch strength of a Gorilla and human has the same ratio. It's almost as if you made the thread not to have discussion, but to confirm your own delusions within yourself. except you cannot cite a single thing other than your own rhetoric? Yes, I know other humans pose a far greater threat to me. well it doesnt matter if you dont belive it its true ,the guy was a professional boxer and a black belt at jui jutsu , ive seen a video of a deer with one eye hanging out and its still protectiong itself , a gorrila would be the same , and just to let you know that my young cousin has been so inspired by your thread that he actually wants to go out and fight a gorilla , he woont listen to me when i said your joking, and how come even professional fighters have troube beating people in a street fight and thats a PERSON , a gorilla would destroy, http://www.mtv.com/news/1865937/men-fought-apes/, and again what scientific evidence have you got. Open hand strikes? Most people kill them with just a reason to show their strength and keep there body parts as evidence that they did so. The more recent studies put chimps at about twice as strong as humans at equal weights. No it wouldn't fling you off, because it wouldn't be able to. If it’s dry you’ll want to remove the excess with a chisel or sandpaper. If its arms get you, you aren't dead. Calling me a troll won't change the fact that I'm right. When smoked, this strain can make you feel euphoria, creativity, calm, numbness, appetite gain, and pain relief. ), or the human fighter is armed (especially with something like a spear that can hold the gorilla … This topic is locked from further discussion. And even so, in all likelihood if you went to block it you'd be sent flying. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. I don't think I need to explain the difference, do I? Gorillas are actually stronger than bears. Hunters hunt down and capture the gorillas to make private exhibitions like zoos. Eventually it will get bored of you and move on. How does your opinion debunk an argument? But unfortunately for you I don't fight gorillas for fun, I'd only kill one with my bare hands if I absolutely had to. Because of their sharp canines and great strength, gorilla males are very dangerous opponents when they are in a fighting mood. I recommend sandpaper if you’re working with glass just so you don’t break the item again! Tigers are bigger, stronger, and faster than a gorilla. What to do if you hit a kangaroo, possum, wombat or koala 1 Stop in a safe place. If you were chased by a gorilla in your dream, such a dream might signify repressed emotions and thoughts. 6 … Debunk - to expose or excoriate (a claim, assertion, sentiment, etc.) However , it is very likely you may lose your arm. @just_banter: I wonder what would your reaction would be if you typed all that and the thread got locked at the last second before you posted, lol. How do you know you’ve upset a gorilla? False argument 6: You can't choke a gorilla! Gorillas neck aren't that thick, you can choke them out. Beating a gorilla without weapons is not impressive. not a battle....even if it were, it would be spiteful. Not sure a head butt would do all that much damage. Oh no skill is not greater than strength every time, but gorillas aren't strong to the point in which human skill doesn't matter. Now give him one-inch thick fur to soak almost all of the blunt-force damage, increase his speed by a factor of 1.5x, make his skull 1.3x bigger and his mouth 4x bigger with 1" long canines, increase his strength by 2x, make his bones harder and muscles denser and fight him. You are wrong. It's a thing a human can accomplish. If you love Gorilla Glue and use it around your home, I’d love to hear what you do with it in the comments. Yeah, it doesn't matter that gorillas can bite 100x the volume humans can, in one bite. Go limp if it decides to examine you. Well, time to debunk them. I just thought you should know.” – Klaus. Even if the gorilla grabs you, it may be play- ful behavior. However , it is very likely you may lose your arm. Skill > Strength. What would happen if all the gorillas died? Yes, he can fight. @jjiijj: Simply saying "no, that's false" with nothing except your word to back it up isn't debunking. And even if it's true, (which it's not), then it doesn't prove that a human can't beat a gorilla. Wondering what it would feel like to get hit by a heavyweight boxing champion is nothing new. Good job debunking yourself. Frequency of Birth Also, unlike humans, gorillas have small brain cavity / small skull, mostly filled with bones, so they can't be KO'd like humans easily. Take care not to endanger yourself or others by stopping your car suddenly in a dangerous location. Gorillas fur thickness > Human teeth length. Muscles are a bit like foreign languages and health flexible spending accounts: use it or lose it. Monkeys and apes give me the creeps. And what experience/knowledge with silverback's has lead you to believe that? @jjiijj: You havent PROVEN anything , your just a troll who is hungy and yes i know im feeding you by even responding, but i want to tell you a true story , my father told me about a time where this trained martial artist , ( certified black belt with over 30 years training ) for a bet of over £10000 that he could beat a silverback , this guy was 6.4 and 300 pounds , and unfortuntly he died while doing this , he went straight at the silverback and at first the gorilla didnt know what was going on and the guy was really punching and wrestling with it , until he got the gorilla in the eye and it went mental it threw the guy off him and pummled him to the ground and then bite his neck and killed him. Thank you . Throw OP into a cage with a bloodlusted silverback and I will take bets on how long he lasts. It's not a thing a human can accomplish. @apex_pretador: They're probably the same guy. Dreaming about being chased by a gorilla. A gorilla that is just tugging at clothes or grabbing at you may simply be curious. There comes a point where strength trumps skill every time. Also let me know if you’d love to try the clear formula! Gorillas, the largest primates in the world, can stand up to six feet tall and weigh upwards of 400 pounds. 2. Why haven't you guys responded yet? Good luck even getting your arms around that, let alone choking it out. so a human can bring down a hippo with biting? Although you may have heard of the more famous of the gorilla subspecies, the mountain gorilla, there are in fact two species of gorilla each with two more subspecies, living across nine countries in Central and East Africa. As soon as it comes in to bite you, you could easily dig your index and middle finger into one of its eyes, or elbow its mouth, which could knock it out. 21. “Vanya, of all people you should hate Dad the most.” – Luther. And yes a human can choke a gorilla to death. They regularly take hits from other gorillas, an elbow isn't doing jack. Round 4: A desert eagle could probably punch through a gorilla skull at closer range. Muscles aren't thick enough to prevent human from choking them out. Gorilla has a thicker fur than human bite possibility.. Gorilla has MUCH denser muscles compared to humans. — -- For the young boy who crawled over a barrier at the Cincinnati Zoo and fell into an enclosure with a 450-pound gorilla, it was a fateful 10 minutes that ended with the gorilla … Coltan Mining 2.1. Debunking argument: False, it's 100% possible to block a gorillas blows without breaking your arms. But if I win and kill him, you will become our slaves and serve us.\" Goliath continued, \"This very day I dare the soldiers of Israel to send a man down to fight ag… Also, the person who created this lion thread is the biggest troll. Me trying this on a gorilla would prove me right. IF it bites you, you aren't losing half your face. You'd be dead. That's also inviting it to eat your face :) Gorillas have an average PSI bite force of 1300, which is ridiculously high. ... And just what do you think would happen if you were to do that anyway? But they don’t call them “irrational” fears for nothing. And Gorillas are even STRONGER. Answer by Arkadia Moon: Unless the gorilla is somehow hobbled (drugged, lamed, etc. It's false. Habitat loss and fragmentation occurs when land is modified for agricultural purposes, logging, and land conversion for grazing domestic animals. You are wrong, jamming your thumb in its eye would not just piss it off, it would also hurt it very badly. It would just piss it off. Gorilla are strong animals that were always feared in the land. If the gorilla was enormous in size, the dream might represent your sexual urges and instincts, indicating you are repressing them, because of fear of being judged. If a silverback gorilla charges toward you, what should you do? Key Verse: If anyone remains joined to Me, and I to him, he will bear a lot of fruit. Debunking argument: No you're not, you could move to the side and put it in a headlock, choking it to death. When Gorillas Attack - Gorilla Attacks Human 2017 - YouTube @beaconofstrength: This thread gave me a good laugh, You trying this on a real gorilla would deunk it. Yes I do call it a debunk because debunking you is pretty easy. ... a human would effortlessly defeat a gorilla. That's risky! On average, a gorilla is anywhere between 4 to 9 times the strength of a man. Here’s what you should do the moment you’ve encountered a gorilla: Those simple behaviors tell a gorilla that you’re not a threat, and that you have no interest in challenging it. In 1924 "Boma" a 165Lbs male chimp at the Bronx zoo, New York, recorded a right handed pull (feet braced) of 847 Lbs on a dynamometer. If a silverback gorilla charges toward you, what should you do? It wouldn't eat your face easily if you don't let it. At that point, if you don’t take submissive action, it might charge and attack with vicious bites, strikes, scratches, and may even attempt to grab your leg and drag you away. Simply put it, any well trained martial artist can beat an unarmed gorilla and win. Not punch. Scaring or aggravating the gorilla may provoke an angry response. Coltan is a metallic ore comprising niobium and tantalum. Not that it matters in the thread because gorillas >>> Chimps, but just correcting you. The most you could realistically do from that is blind it, and at that point it already has its arms around you. You'll probably break your hand trying to punch his skull. If that doesn’t drive you away, it will escalate its threats by propping itself on its feet, and pounding its chest at a very fast tempo. The gorilla's gestation period is about 8.5 months. fatal injuries caused by fights, accidents or snares), infectious disease is the leading cause of death in mountain gorillas, accounting for more than 20% of mortality. What happens if you skip a guerrilla ops mission? There are about 800 of these remaining in the whole world, and 100.000 western gorillas also remain in the world, but their number are decreasing rapidly. All you've done thus far is reply to people saying "no you're wrong," "false" etc, without anything to back it up. http://comicvine.gamespot.com/forums/off-topic-5/a-human-can-beat-a-lion-in-a-fight-with-his-bear-h-1696061/. We can deduct the strength of a gorilla punch as follows: Gorillas are 4 to 9 times stronger than human. Koko the Gorilla who lived in captivity was capable of speaking a subset of sign language. But if you ever go on a jungle expedition, or you’re worried you might fall into the gorilla pit at your local zoo, it doesn’t hurt to know what to do if you’ve made a gorilla mad. gorilla JOKES (random) How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching? Strength isn't everything in a fight. Lol. Please, lock this before it's unstoppable like the last one. And I'm not responding because it's a waste of time and effort on my part. 6/10, since a charging gorilla may not be an easy target to hit, even with a … And i'm a little surprised that your 5 on 1 thread got ridiculed, certainly alot more realistic than this one! Conclusion: Any good fighter can beat a gorilla without weapons. According to local Spanish reports, a veterinarian at Tenerife's Loro Parque zoo mistakenly shot a tranquilizer dart into an employee dressed in a gorilla … To give you an idea of what that looks like, they can lift up to 1,800 pounds and effectively throw with nearly 990 pounds of force. When growing Gorilla Punch, growers have found that it has an average of 56 f... View More ». One last question - was that lion thread also made by you? Relevance. @jjiijj: Well perhaps if you tagged my I might have :). This latest study echoes a 2008 study of UK zoos, which found that gorilla anxiety increased when visitor numbers went … It is difficult to tell if a female gorilla is pregnant since her stomach is large to begin with (for food digestion). Im doing a speech on primatology and gorillas. Neck is too thick! It's not possible to prove a negative of that manner, you would have to prove the latter. That means there are four types of gorillas and the mountain gorillas are just one of the four. 22. “We didn’t choose this life, we’re just living in it.” – Five. Please be as detailed as possible. Young are born throughout the year and usually at night. But it'll be a one sided slaughter regardless of how well trained and conditioned the human is. They tend to avoid people and do their own thing. Fortunately, gorilla attacks are very rare (even in zoos and sanctuaries) and most attacks are provoked or defensive in nature. 1. He barked g-r-r-r-illa! You claimed that its too thick to get choked out, so the burden of proof is on you. A head butt would not just piss it off, it would also hurt it as well. 5 Keep the animal quiet. And no, gorillas don't know the soft spots of how to knock each other out like humans do, they aren't that smart. The outlook for eastern Africa’s mountain gorillas is growing brighter, as a recent census released on Dec. 16 shows that the subspecies’ numbers … Have him come down and face me. Eye gouging in the right way would definitely blind one of its eyes. my grandad told my father the story , he heard it while in the army abroad , i know you wont listen of even care but thats true and is what would happen to any guy. Gradually create distance between you and the gorillas without making any sudden moves. Here’s what to do when you find yourself face to face with some of the deadliest beasts in the great outdoors. And one of my key points is focusing on the results on the destruction gorilla population. No chance. The only real shot you have to kill a gorilla will be chocking it by putting your arm inside his mouth and forcing as much as you can, to choke him out. Slowly crouch down and make yourself small. The average punch force of karate black belt is recorded at 325 pounds. 23. “You look like Antonio Banderas with the long hair. And a person isn't knocking out a gorilla with an elbow. You have yet to prove that a human can't go blow for blow with a gorilla. False argument 5: If the gorilla charges at you, you're dead! 4 Keep the animal warm. On another occasion, "Suzette" registered a pull of 1260 Lbs while in a rage (same zoo). The point is, you simply can't know for sure if the mysterious, burly figure you have lined up in your sights is the real beast, or a bear or someone's pet – … The gorilla’s thick neck would make it harder for the tiger to get his kill shot, but nonetheless, it would be an eventual tiger victory. Rule 1 is never grappling someone who is much stronger than you. Ok, and.anderson silva beats hulk by skill. And just what do you think would happen if you were to do that anyway? You can harm him by eye gouging but he'll get mad and swing his arms which can potentially do a lot of damage. SIDENOTE: I am not encouraging you to fight a gorilla! Also you have teeth to. If it does charge you, and it’s not a bluff (most are), turn away from it and lower yourself all the way to the ground. - John 15:5b Choose one of your men. A highly common misconception in history is that a male silverback gorilla would beat any human in a fight because of their superior strength. It'd fling you off then eat your face, that's what would happen. In the refined form, this rare mineral becomes a heat resistant powder which has unique electrical charg… I bet 99.9% of earth's population can't beat this guy: and this is not even a silverback gorilla. Radical Reels: From the Inside Out (Custom edit for the Radical Reels Tour) Radical Reels: Here We … Only if you had to. False argument 1: Gorillas are way stronger than humans therefore a gorilla would beat a we'll trained human! Irrelevant because I've proven beyond any reasonable doubt that a martial artist would stomp a gorilla in a fight. Person would suffer massive head trauma and probably die. If that doesn’t drive you away, it will escalate its threats by propping itself on its feet, and pounding its chest at a very fast tempo. 1. It DOES matter if the human knows martial arts, because it WILL help them. They can run twice the speed of an average human. agreed, and more important factor is - durability, fur and speed. They’re normally very peaceful animals—more Koko and less King Kong—but a dominant silverback male has the strength of several men, and isn’t afraid to use it to defend his troop. more If a silverback gorilla charges toward you, what should you do? The average full-grown adult lion would GET lolstomped by a full grown human being 99.9% of the time. No you would not get sent flying. You really think jamming a thumb into a gorilla's eyes would stop it from attacking you? Main Point: Remaining with God every day is the key to trusting Him in difficult times. :p. @god_spawn: @jashro44: Not a battle, mismatch if it's a battle, and a bait thread either way. Not always, as one zoo worker in the Canary Islands learned this week. Open hand strikes would not break your wrists, clearly you don't know anything about martial arts. what you should do the moment you’ve encountered a gorilla. I once made a thread putting 5 real life peak humans (like brock lesnar, MIKE TYSON etc) WITH PREP against one gorilla and got trolled in an epic fashion. The chimpanzee study was faulty, and also, you haven't debunked anything I've said so there's no point in me wasting my time with you. It wouldn't be able to fling you off. However, some females have swollen knuckles temporarily during pregnancy. And even if it gets pissed off, you could blind its other eye. There are no known instances of a captive gorilla killing a human . You are wrong. Generally, gorillas are very shy and reserved towards people. Grappling a gorilla isn't something anyone would ever think about doing in the first place. You'll probably break your hand trying to punch his skull. Raise your arms and try to make yourself look bigger. There are ways to beat people "much" stronger than you. You might think you know what to do if you are out and about in the forest and come across a bear,…. Do you honestly think a normal bloke can hold down a gorilla? Debunking argument: If it grabs your arms, you can head butt its nose, that would hurt the gorilla. All gorilla species have been placed on the endangered list by the international union for conservation of nature (IUCN). Cases filed in individual states could eventually reach the US Supreme Court, as Florida's election did in 2000, when Republican George W. Bush prevailed over Democrat Al Gore by just 537 votes in Florida after the high court halted a recount. The fact of the matter is, as soon as it lays a hand on you, you're being rag dolled, as soon as it hits you, you're on the floor, as soon as it gets its arms around you, you're dead, and as soon as it bites you, you've lost half of your face. Yes I have proven that a human martial artist would effortlessly defeat a fully grown male silverback gorilla, calling me a troll won't change the fact that tI'm right. Also, I'm not going to believe your story. Thump your chest in return—not even as a joke. These beasts are also highly intelligent. A record form the USA of a 100Lbs chimp achieving a dead lift of 600 Lbs with ease sugests that, with training, a Male gorilla could raise 1800 Lbs. Tyson said it's not about being athletic, per se, but more so having the mental fortitude to take blows and keep moving. Give the guy a combat knife or something along those lines and I could see it being a lot closer (I can see arguments of the guy dying, with the gorilla going shortly afterwards). Sorry, but professional martial artist beats gorilla 6/10 times. Good luck try chocking this one out: Gorilla has MUCH thicker bones. lol that'd break your wrists. Watch a video of the Gorilla Doctors darting a sick gorilla with antibiotics: Research* has shown that mountain gorillas can die as a result of contracting infections that originated in people.Second only to trauma (e.g. Answer Save. Debunking argument: Strength isn't everything in a fight. Not to mention that gorillas regularly fight each other in the wild, so they're built to take blows from other gorillas. A close election could result in litigation over voting and ballot-counting procedures in battleground states. Choking out a gorilla is not impressive. If the human is experienced with the gun, they could shoot the brain and instantly kill the gorilla. A human can beat a lion with his BEAR hands (Only if he hands bear hands lol). Unless you post a clip of you fighting a silverback with bare hands here, you're wrong. The main threats to gorilla populations today are habitat loss/fragmentation, poaching, disease transmission from humans, and civil wars/political unrest. False argument 4: If the gorilla grabs both your arms, you're done! The chances of you coming face to face with a gorilla are small, even if you live in their natural habitat. By the pure definition of the word, so far in this thread, you've debunked nothing. I am doing a vanilla commander Ironman campaign and it’s getting pretty sketchy. Gorillas are MUCH faster than humans. A gorilla punch has not been measured yet. The headlock wouldn't hold down the gorilla but it would choke the gorilla while it was running around. A human can penetrate the fur and into the skin. What's the point in me going out of my way when you're clearly lost in your own delusions to the point of not even bothering to debate in the first place? Open hand strikes to the nose or eye gouging. That picture shows how easy it would be to put your arms around its neck when it charges at you. If it looks like a gorilla and walks like a gorilla, it's a gorilla -- right? You're not responding because you've been debunked. No it won't eat your face if you head butt its nose, it would let you go for a while. A gorilla is in a different league in terms of strength. Open hand strikes would not break your wrists, clearly you don't know anything about martial arts. Negative side effects can include: slight anxiety and slight dry_mouth. Eye gouging? as being pretentious, false, or exaggerated. Either bring some actual objective truth to the discussion or admit defeat. If you dig your thump into its eye with all your might you would blind one of its eyes. If it hits you, you aren't instantly hitting the floor. You wouldn't use the same argument against a bear would you? They will attack only if they are surprised or threatened or if a person behaves in the wrong way. If fought in the right way, a human would effortlessly defeat a gorilla. The gorilla would be able to put up a fight and could injure the tiger if he was able to get a bite in, but that would be his only offense. If all the gorillas were to die, how would it effect the ecosystem. Gorilla Punch cannabis strain by Unknown Breeder - Fruit Punch x Gorilla Glue #4 x Girl Scout Cookies: reports, photos, and genetics. Debunking argument: LOL. Gorilla fur won't prevent human bite from going through. The gorilla would probably start beating the persons limp body with hammer fists. A person can definitely knock out a gorilla with his elbow if he shakes the gorillas brain within its head sufficiently enough. Basically, you're not changing your - quite frankly, idiotic - opinion regardless of whatever information is brought up. I've just responded and debunked you. But unarmed? What Would Happen If Humans Suddenly Disappeared?Subscribe: https://goo.gl/GmtyPvIt could be said that humans have really done a number on the planet. 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